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Evil twins snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Julie Porter

One of Elizabeth’s best friends, despite the fact we never see her, and she never does anything interesting. Writer on the Sixers. Has an older sister.

Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila's Music Video by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila’s Music Video by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila's Music Video wherein Lila eats off-brand ice cream and learns the value of friendship (again)

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Sweet Valley Twins 30: Princess Elizabeth by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #30: Princess Elizabeth by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 30: Princess Elizabeth, in which we learn that the Santa Doran monarchy have incredibly lax security, and that... DOVE LOATHES THE CONCEPT OF MONARCHY.

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Sweet Valley Twins 28: April Fool by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! This book sees Elizabeth and Jessica join forces against their brother Stephen, who has become possessed by a giant squid. The fourteen-year-old sandwich chomper threatens to squirt his murky ink all over Sweet Valley, and the twins decree he Must Be Stopped. (Actually, that's a big lie... April Fool!)

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Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #26: Taking Charge by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge, in which the b-plot is the most compelling thing, because it doesn't require an iron grip on the idiot ball.

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Sweet Valley Twins 14: Tug of War by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War by Dove
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #14: Tug of War, the first in the series to reuse a plot - and only two books after the last time this plot was used: student council elections!

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