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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Joe (aka "Sam") Howell

Janet’s brother. For some reason, he’s known as Sam in #37 (The War Between the Twins) but he’s actually known as Joe throughout the rest of the series. Why? Because the same reason that Melissa’s mum died, then picked her up from the Dairi Burger 12 books later.


Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart (24 Jun 2019)
Title: The Curse of the Golden Heart (or Curse Stories 2: Electric Boogaloo) Tagline: Pirate treasure! Summary: A broken heart… It’s spring, and identical twins Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield are taking a scuba diving course at Pirates Cove. On their first dive the twins discover the remains of an old pirate ship, and half a […]

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Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie (1 Apr 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie, which is offensive to voodoo practitioners, the disabled, Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth specifically, and is literally the worst Sweet Valley book Dove has ever read. That includes ithig.

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Sweet Valley Twins 75: Jessica and the EarthquakeSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake (4 Mar 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.

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Sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero (11 Feb 2019)
Raven recaps sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero, in which Elizabeth saves Denny Jacobson's life over and over again, yet no one thinks to stab Steven in the face.

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Sweet Valley Twins 67: Jessica the Thief by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief (3 Dec 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief, and it's fun enough for an overdone plot and subplot. Also: Jessica is a damn thief all the damn time. Except this time.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower (10 Sep 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #4: The Ghost in the Bell Tower by Francine Pascal and it's great, creepy fun ... except the point is to make Elizabeth believe in ghosts AND SHE ALREADY SHOULD.

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Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's In Love by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love! (13 Aug 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's in Love! and we learn the truth about Pea Pong. PEA PONG.

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