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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Jerry McAllister

Utterly interchangeable with Dennis Cookman and Charlie Cashman. Oh, wait. He might be fat. But not as fat as Lois, because every knows fatness is twice as gross on girls.


Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley (25 Jun 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley wherein she over-identifies with a nerd, keeps saying Smooze instead of "the Slime" and Jessica's first kiss gets revoked.

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Sweet Valley Twins 28: April Fool by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! (25 Sep 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! This book sees Elizabeth and Jessica join forces against their brother Stephen, who has become possessed by a giant squid. The fourteen-year-old sandwich chomper threatens to squirt his murky ink all over Sweet Valley, and the twins decree he Must Be Stopped. (Actually, that's a big lie... April Fool!)

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Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #26: Taking Charge (11 Sep 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge, in which the b-plot is the most compelling thing, because it doesn't require an iron grip on the idiot ball.

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Sweet Valley Twins 17: Boys Against Girls - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #17: Boys Against Girls (29 May 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 17: Boys Against Girls, and loves it! Wing and Raven? Not so much.

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Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best (22 May 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it's up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

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Sweet Valley Twins 12: Keeping SecretsSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets (10 Apr 2017)
Title: Keeping Secrets Tagline: Will Jessica and Elizabeth both break their promises? I reckon it’ll be 50-50. Summary: Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield’s father teaches them a secret language called Ithig. All their friends want to know the secret too, but the twins have made a pact with their father not to give it away. Elizabeth, […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 11: Buried Treasure (Image from Calibre dataSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure (3 Apr 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #11: Buried Treasure

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