Character: Jerry McAllister

Utterly interchangeable with Dennis Cookman and Charlie Cashman. Oh, wait. He might be fat. But not as fat as Lois, because every knows fatness is twice as gross on girls.

Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley (25 Jun 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #53: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley wherein she over-identifies with a nerd, keeps saying Smooze instead of "the Slime" and Jessica's first kiss gets revoked.

Tags: Book-long soulmates, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, For the hundred and thirty-seventh time..., Jessica's New Fave Hobby, potential girlslash (denied), recaps by Dove, too many Peters

Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Leslie Forsythe

Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Acting

Characters: Aaron Dallas, Amy Sutton, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jerry McAllister, Jessica Wakefield, Leslie Forsythe, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Maria Slater

Relationships: Leslie Forsythe/Randy Mason

Events: Movie: The Slime That Ate Sweet Valley

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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! (25 Sep 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #28: April Fool! This book sees Elizabeth and Jessica join forces against their brother Stephen, who has become possessed by a giant squid. The fourteen-year-old sandwich chomper threatens to squirt his murky ink all over Sweet Valley, and the twins decree he Must Be Stopped. (Actually, that's a big lie... April Fool!)

Tags: A+ parenting, comments by Dove, comments by Wing, I'm scared of Jessica, recaps by Raven, Shame you're not a perfect size 6, That brand new tradition we've always had, TWIN MAGIC

Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Bruce Patman, Charlie Cashman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jerry McAllister, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Lila Fowler, Lois Waller, Mr Clark, Mr Davis, Mr Edwards, Mrs Gerhart, Pamela Jacobson, Steven Wakefield

Events: April Fools' Day

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Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge by Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #26: Taking Charge (11 Sep 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 26: Taking Charge, in which the b-plot is the most compelling thing, because it doesn't require an iron grip on the idiot ball.

Tags: A+ parenting, Book-long soulmates, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, recaps by Dove, Something Must Be Done, THANK GOD FOR ELIZABETH

Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Patrick Morris

Characters: Alice Wakefield, Bruce Patman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jerry McAllister, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Ned Wakefield, Patrick Morris, Winston Egbert

Events: Science Day

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Sweet Valley Twins 17: Boys Against Girls - Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #17: Boys Against Girls (29 May 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins 17: Boys Against Girls, and loves it! Wing and Raven? Not so much.

Tags: A+ parenting, comments by Raven, comments by Wing, No means no - unless you're Jessica, recaps by Dove, Wing goes BOOM

Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Using her evil powers of scheming for good

Characters: Amy Sutton, Charlie Cashman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jerry McAllister, Jessica Wakefield, Lila Fowler, Mr Davis, Nora Mercandy, Ricky Capaldo, Ronnie Edwards

Events: Sixth Grade Follies, Softball Tournament

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Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best - Jamie Suzanne

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #16: Second Best (22 May 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins 16: Second Best. Where brothers dislike each other, and it's up to busybody Elizabeth to turn them into BFFs.

Tags: A+ parenting, Book-long soulmates, comments by Dove, comments by Raven, Don't be a bully be a star, I'm running away!, Poor little Jessica, recaps by Wing, Shame you're not a perfect size 6, sketchy student-teacher relationships, THANK GOD FOR ELIZABETH, The new girl/boy, Wing's heart grew 10 sizes

Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Dylan McKay

Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Betsy Gordon, Bruce Patman, Dylan McKay, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Gloria Andrews, Jerry McAllister, Jessica Wakefield, Julie Porter, Kerry Glenn, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Lois Waller, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Mr Bowman, Mr Nydick, Mrs Arnette, Ms Pauley, Ms Wyler, Ned Wakefield, Nora Mercandy, Olivia Davidson, Randy Mason, Ronnie Edwards, Steven Wakefield, Tom McKay

Events: Birthday: Kimberly Haver, Essay Contest, School Business Project

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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #12: Keeping Secrets (10 Apr 2017)
Title: Keeping Secrets Tagline: Will Jessica and Elizabeth both break their promises? I reckon it’ll be 50-50. Summary: Jessica and Elizabeth Wakefield’s father teaches them a secret language called Ithig. All their friends want to know the secret too, but the twins have made a pact with their father not to give it away. Elizabeth, […]

Tags: Always With the Incest, comments by Dove, comments by Wing, Don't be a bully be a star, Raven goes BOOM, recaps by Raven, Shame you're not a perfect size 6

Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Ithig

Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Caroline Pearce, Charlie Cashman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Jerry McAllister, Jessica Wakefield, Jim Sturbridge, Lila Fowler, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Mr Bowman, Ned Wakefield, Steven Wakefield, Ted Rogers