Janet Howell

President of the Unicorn Club and Lila’s cousin. Kind of a moron and a dickhead. Possibly the only girl in seventh grade. Apparently very popular, despite the fact that nobody likes her. It’s a conundrum.

Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War

 Category: Sweet Valley Twins

 Characters: , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

 Relationships: 

Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War by Jamie Suzanne

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War, wherein middle school is exactly like the Cold War, Ellen’s dad wears a funny hat, and Johnny Buck again fails to move to Sweet Valley

Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart

 Category: Super Chillers

 Jessica’s hobby of the moment: 

 Characters: , , , , , , , , ,

 Events: 

 Ned’s Law Discipline: 

Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller: The Curse of the Golden Heart. There are far too many dreams and far too little cursing.

Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie

 Category: Sweet Valley Twins

 Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: 

 Jessica’s hobby of the moment: ,

 Characters: , , , , , , , ,

 Relationships: , ,

 Events: 

Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie by Jamie Suzanne

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie, which is offensive to voodoo practitioners, the disabled, Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth specifically, and is literally the worst Sweet Valley book Dove has ever read. That includes ithig.

Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day

 Category: Sweet Valley Twins

 Characters: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

 Relationships: , , , ,

 Events: , ,

Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.

Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake

 Category: Sweet Valley Twins

 Jessica’s hobby of the moment: ,

 Characters: , , , , , , , , , , ,

 Relationships: , ,

 Events: 

Sweet Valley Twins 75: Jessica and the Earthquake

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.

Sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero

 Category: Sweet Valley Twins

 Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: 

 Characters: , , , , , , , , , ,

 Relationships: 

 Events: 

Sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero by Jamie Suzanne

Raven recaps sweet Valley Twins #74: Elizabeth the Hero, in which Elizabeth saves Denny Jacobson’s life over and over again, yet no one thinks to stab Steven in the face.

Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila’s Music Video

 Category: Sweet Valley Twins

 Jessica’s hobby of the moment: 

 Characters: , , , , , , , , ,

 Events: 

 Ned’s Law Discipline: ,

Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila's Music Video by Jamie Suzanne

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila’s Music Video wherein Lila eats off-brand ice cream and learns the value of friendship (again)

Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees

 Category: Sweet Valley Twins

 Jessica’s hobby of the moment: 

 Characters: , , , , , , , , ,

 Relationships: ,

 Ned’s Law Discipline: 

Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Jamie Suzanne

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees wherein #BestJess attempts to save the trees, Elizabeth is genuinely useless, facts are a last resort.

Sweet Valley Twins #70: Psychic Sisters

 Category: Sweet Valley Twins

 Jessica’s hobby of the moment: 

 Characters: , , , , , , , , , ,

 Events: 

Sweet Valley Twins #70: Psychic Sisters by Jamie Suzanne

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #70: Psychic Sisters. If the twins COULD read minds, Steven would be in jail.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace

 Category: Super Chillers

 Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: 

 Jessica’s hobby of the moment: 

 Characters: , , , , , , , , , , , ,

 Events: 

Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace and it has everything wonderful! Vengeful ghosts! Murder mysteries! #bestjess everywhere!