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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Grace Oliver

Timid member of the Unicorn Club. Tames a bully. Fancies a nerd. I sort of love her.


Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day (13 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.

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Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila's Music Video by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila’s Music Video (4 Feb 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila's Music Video wherein Lila eats off-brand ice cream and learns the value of friendship (again)

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Sweet Valley Twins 52: Booster Boycott by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott (18 Jun 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #52: Booster Boycott and burns everything to the fucking ground. Fuck gender essentialism. Fuck heteronormativity. Fuck Wakefields Must Win.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 15 (14 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. She resolves one cliffhanger and creates a new one. #Stine

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 14 (13 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. Dove attempts to write action scenes. People die. Enjoy.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 9 (8 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo, this time with a really long chapter of pre-Hunger Games interviews, hosted by Beau Dillon and Johnny Buck!

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret by Jamie SuzanneSuper Editions, Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret (23 Oct 2017)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Big Camp Secret, in which the Wakefield Twins attend a Sleepaway Camp, and ACTUALLY ENTER A CONTEST THEY DON'T WIN.

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Sweet Valley Twins 19: The Bully - Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully (26 Jun 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #19: The Bully, a book she loves the idea of, but loathes the execution of.

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