Ellen Riteman

Member of the Unicorn Club. Thick as two short planks. On the covers, she always looks like she’s been transplanted from the 1950s.

Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins

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Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins by Jamie Suzanne

Dove recaps Lucy Takes the Reins, wherein Dove doesn’t care in the slightest about Lucy, but ADORES WHOLEHEARTEDLY the b-plot, which features #BestJess

Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In

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Sweet Valley Twins 44: Amy Moves In by Jamie Suzanne

Raven recaps the totally forgettable… erm… huh… what was it again? Something to do with a fire? Oh yeah, Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In.

Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #3: The Carnival Ghost

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Carnival Ghost by Jamie Suzanne

Wing forgot to fill this in, so Dove will summarise: Wing falls hopelessly in love with this awesome story, wherein Liz makes BFFs with a ghost, Lila is sass personified, Jessica is a true believer, and DOVE WAS RIGHT THAT THIS IS THE BEST SWEET VALLEY BOOK EVER.

Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught

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Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught and resorts to bullet points really damn early because it is not a good time.

Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins

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Sweet Valley Twins 37: The War Between the Twins by Jamie Suzanne

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins, in which Jessica launches a rival newspaper, many lies are told and Amy Sutton can just get in the f***ing sea.

Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing

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Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing and though everybody’s a sleuth no one wears a dramatic trench coat.

Sweet Valley Twins #35: Amy’s Pen Pal

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Sweet Valley Twins #35: Amy's Pen Pal by Jamie Suzanne

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins 35: Amy’s Pen Pal, in which Amy Sutton loses a new friend to siren call of the Unigibbons. Will they steal her friend forever?

Sweet Valley Twins #34: Jessica the Rock Star

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Sweet Valley Twins 34: Jessica the Rock Star by Jamie Suzanne

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #34 Jessica the Rock Star, in which Jessica both CANNOT and CAN sing, and the Unicorns host a billion parties.