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Evil twins snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Ellen Riteman

Member of the Unicorn Club. Thick as two short planks. On the covers, she always looks like she’s been transplanted from the 1950s.

Sweet Valley Twins 50: Jessica and the Secret Star, by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #50: Jessica and the Secret Star, in which the New Girl has a dark and mysterious toilet-paper-shaped past...

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Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #48: Mandy Miller Fights Back by Raven
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #49: Mandy Miller Fights Back, in which we meet the best Sweet Valley peripheral character yet!

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Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica by Wing
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica, wherein Brooke becomes Brookette (trés French) and Jessica's family use humiliation to teach her a lesson.

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Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #45: Lucy Takes the Reins by Dove
Dove recaps Lucy Takes the Reins, wherein Dove doesn't care in the slightest about Lucy, but ADORES WHOLEHEARTEDLY the b-plot, which features #BestJess

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Sweet Valley Twins 44: Amy Moves In by Jamie Suzanne Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In by Raven
Raven recaps the totally forgettable... erm... huh... what was it again? Something to do with a fire? Oh yeah, Sweet Valley Twins #44: Amy Moves In.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Carnival Ghost by Jamie Suzanne Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #3: The Carnival Ghost by Wing
Wing forgot to fill this in, so Dove will summarise: Wing falls hopelessly in love with this awesome story, wherein Liz makes BFFs with a ghost, Lila is sass personified, Jessica is a true believer, and DOVE WAS RIGHT THAT THIS IS THE BEST SWEET VALLEY BOOK EVER.

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