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Character: Cathy Connors

Steven’s girlfriend. Clearly a McGuffin he has to win.


Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie (1 Apr 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie, which is offensive to voodoo practitioners, the disabled, Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth specifically, and is literally the worst Sweet Valley book Dove has ever read. That includes ithig.

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Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won't Someone Help Anna by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won’t Someone Help Anna? (17 Dec 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #69: Won't Someone Help Anna? There's a new girl in town, and she's deaf. BURN HER! BURN THE WITCH!

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Sweet Valley Twins 61: Jessica the Nerd by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #61: Jessica the Nerd (24 Sep 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #61: Jessica the Nerd, in which Jessica is forced to choose between Nerds and Unicorns, with surprising (and entertaining) results.

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Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's In Love by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother’s in Love! (13 Aug 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #57: Big Brother's in Love! and we learn the truth about Pea Pong. PEA PONG.

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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth (24 Apr 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #13: Stretching the Truth

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