Sweet Valley Online

Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Bruce Patman

A super-rich, super-cute boy who is a year older than the twins, but appears to have no friends his own age, so he hangs out with the sixth grade. Seems like the type who wears a banana-hammock.


Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back (15 Jan 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #38: Lois Strikes Back, in which Sweet Valley's resident fatso climbs on a bike in the name of charity...

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Sweet Valley Twins 37: The War Between the Twins by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins (8 Jan 2018)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #37: The War Between the Twins, in which Jessica launches a rival newspaper, many lies are told and Amy Sutton can just get in the f***ing sea.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost (18 Dec 2017)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost, which is a Sweet Valley retelling of A Christmas Carol, with pop stars and talking unicorns (not the girl gang), and loads of versions of Jessica... all of which she takes a few minutes to identify as being herself (or Liz).

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Sweet Valley Twins 34: Jessica the Rock Star by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #34: Jessica the Rock Star (4 Dec 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #34 Jessica the Rock Star, in which Jessica both CANNOT and CAN sing, and the Unicorns host a billion parties.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 17 (16 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. There's a tsunami, a toothbrush and some superglue.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 15 (14 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. She resolves one cliffhanger and creates a new one. #Stine

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 14 (13 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. Dove attempts to write action scenes. People die. Enjoy.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 13 (11 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes receive sponsorship gifts.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 12 (10 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes separate in an attempt to save themselves.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 9 (8 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo, this time with a really long chapter of pre-Hunger Games interviews, hosted by Beau Dillon and Johnny Buck!

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