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Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Belinda "Billie" Layton

Female athlete who graciously gave up her own name, when her dumb parents were too lazy to come up with another name for her new brother, Billy.


Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day (13 Mar 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #76: Yours for a Day, and is way too charmed by a made-up holiday focused on pink romance.

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SVMS Yearbook Cover 2018Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Middle School Yearbook Superlatives (24 Dec 2018)
Raven and Dove never did yearbooks. They never did superlatives. They felt like they missed out. Here are what they came up with…

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Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins’ Little Sister by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #49: The Twins’ Little Sister (21 May 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins' Little Sister by Jamie Suzanne, and no, the twins are not ready to be big sisters. They will never be ready.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #3: The Carnival Ghost by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #3: The Carnival Ghost (26 Mar 2018)
Wing forgot to fill this in, so Dove will summarise: Wing falls hopelessly in love with this awesome story, wherein Liz makes BFFs with a ghost, Lila is sass personified, Jessica is a true believer, and DOVE WAS RIGHT THAT THIS IS THE BEST SWEET VALLEY BOOK EVER.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 20 (20 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. All kidding aside, this is my favourite chapter. Hope you like it.

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 19 (19 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. People die as we get down to the final few in the Hunger Games.

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Sweet Valley Twins 32: Jessica on Stage by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage (15 Nov 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage, wherein Jessica gets mentored by the Sweet Valley equivalent of Doris Day. Because why not?

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 15 (14 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. She resolves one cliffhanger and creates a new one. #Stine

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Jessica vs Elizabeth (The Hunger Games) by DoveFanfiction, NaNoWriMo: NaNoWriMo2017: Jessica vs Elizabeth – Chapter 13 (11 Nov 2017)
Dove continues to NaNo. The tributes receive sponsorship gifts.

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