Sweet Valley Online

Evil triplets snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life

Character: Alice Wakefield

The twins’ mother, often mistaken for the twins’ older sister. Works part time as an interior designer, cooks excellent meals and keep the Wakefields’ “attractive split-level house” spotlessly clean. Sucks at being a parent.


Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War (1 Jul 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War, wherein middle school is exactly like the Cold War, Ellen's dad wears a funny hat, and Johnny Buck again fails to move to Sweet Valley

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #6: The Curse of the Golden Heart (24 Jun 2019)
Title: The Curse of the Golden Heart (or Curse Stories 2: Electric Boogaloo) Tagline: Pirate treasure! Summary: A broken heart… It’s spring, and identical twins Elizabeth and Jessica Wakefield are taking a scuba diving course at Pirates Cove. On their first dive the twins discover the remains of an old pirate ship, and half a […]

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Sweet Valley Twins 75: Jessica and the EarthquakeSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake (4 Mar 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.

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Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees (14 Jan 2019)
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees wherein #BestJess attempts to save the trees, Elizabeth is genuinely useless, facts are a last resort.

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Sweet Valley Twins #70: Psychic Sisters by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #70: Psychic Sisters (7 Jan 2019)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #70: Psychic Sisters. If the twins COULD read minds, Steven would be in jail.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace by Jamie SuzanneSuper Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace (1 Jan 2019)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #5: The Curse of the Ruby Necklace and it has everything wonderful! Vengeful ghosts! Murder mysteries! #bestjess everywhere!

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Sweet Valley Twins 67: Jessica the Thief by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief (3 Dec 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #67: Jessica the Thief, and it's fun enough for an overdone plot and subplot. Also: Jessica is a damn thief all the damn time. Except this time.

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Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery (22 Oct 2018)
Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins #64: The Charm School Mystery, which abounds with mystery and a little schooling, but has infinite charm.

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Sweet Valley Twins 62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mom by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah’s Dad and Sophia’s Mum (8 Oct 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #62: Sarah's Dad and Sophia's Mum and is both annoyed and bored. How? How is that even possible? All these great tropes and yet the story is terrible.

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Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins’ Little Sister by Jamie SuzanneSweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #49: The Twins’ Little Sister (21 May 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 49: The Twins' Little Sister by Jamie Suzanne, and no, the twins are not ready to be big sisters. They will never be ready.

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