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Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing (1 Jan 2018)

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing and though everybody’s a sleuth no one wears a dramatic trench coat.

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Sweet Valley Twins #34: Jessica the Rock Star (4 Dec 2017)

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #34 Jessica the Rock Star, in which Jessica both CANNOT and CAN sing, and the Unicorns host a billion parties.

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Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage (15 Nov 2017)

Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage, wherein Jessica gets mentored by the Sweet Valley equivalent of Doris Day. Because why not?

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Delayed Recap (13 Nov 2017)

Sorry all! After Dove and I switched books, I completely messed up which weekend was my weekend to recap. It will go up once Dove and Raven have a chance to comment, probably later this week. I apologize for the delay. At least you have some great Hunger Games to distract you, right?

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Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack (9 Oct 2017)

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack, wherein Jess faces four children more evil and annoying than herself. And Wing has zero sympathy. It is beautiful.

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Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork (18 Sep 2017)

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn’t get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.

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Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief (21 Aug 2017)

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition #2: Holiday Mischief, in which there are spies, disappearing ink, and the most inept choral leaders on the planet.

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Sweet Valley Twins #21: Left Behind (18 Jul 2017)

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins 21: Left Behind, where Saint Elizabeth solves everything. Again.

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Delayed Recap (17 Jul 2017)

Due to some travel that took longer than expected, this week’s recap will be delayed. It should be up within 24 hours. Sorry, all.

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Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention (19 Jun 2017)

Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #18: Center of Attention. And she loves it. Massively. We can mock her for this.

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