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Evil twins snarkily recap Sweet Valley Twins, High, University, Confidential & Sweet Life
I am the evil twin. I'm in a feud with R.L. Stine, but he hasn't found me here yet. Every story needs more werewolves.

Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica (23 Apr 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #46: Mademoiselle Jessica, wherein Brooke becomes Brookette (trés French) and Jessica's family use humiliation to teach her a lesson.
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Super Chillers: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #3: The Carnival Ghost (26 Mar 2018)
Wing forgot to fill this in, so Dove will summarise: Wing falls hopelessly in love with this awesome story, wherein Liz makes BFFs with a ghost, Lila is sass personified, Jessica is a true believer, and DOVE WAS RIGHT THAT THIS IS THE BEST SWEET VALLEY BOOK EVER.
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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught (26 Feb 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #41: The Twins Get Caught and resorts to bullet points really damn early because it is not a good time.
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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing (1 Jan 2018)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #36: Mary is Missing and though everybody's a sleuth no one wears a dramatic trench coat.
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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #34: Jessica the Rock Star (4 Dec 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #34 Jessica the Rock Star, in which Jessica both CANNOT and CAN sing, and the Unicorns host a billion parties.
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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage (15 Nov 2017)
Wing Recaps Sweet Valley Twins #32: Jessica on Stage, wherein Jessica gets mentored by the Sweet Valley equivalent of Doris Day. Because why not?
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General: Delayed Recap (13 Nov 2017)
Sorry all! After Dove and I switched books, I completely messed up which weekend was my weekend to recap. It will go up once Dove and Raven have a chance to comment, probably later this week. I apologize for the delay. At least you have some great Hunger Games to distract you, right? Follow
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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack (9 Oct 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #29: Jessica and the Brat Attack, wherein Jess faces four children more evil and annoying than herself. And Wing has zero sympathy. It is beautiful.
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Sweet Valley Twins: Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork (18 Sep 2017)
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins #27: Teamwork, in which a dog gets a bad dye job and Ken Matthews doesn't get paid for his hard work. Oh, and the twins exist.
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