Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War by Dove on 1 July 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #80: The Gossip War, wherein middle school is exactly like the Cold War, Ellen’s dad wears a funny hat, and Johnny Buck again fails to move to Sweet Valley
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Betsy Gordon, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Kimberly Haver, Lila Fowler, Mandy Miller, Mary Giaccio-Robinson-Wallace, Olivia Davidson, Peter DeHaven, Steven Wakefield, Tamara Chase
Relationships: Cathy Connors/Steven Wakefield
Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie by Dove on 1 April 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #78: Steven the Zombie, which is offensive to voodoo practitioners, the disabled, Harriet Tubman and Sojourner Truth specifically, and is literally the worst Sweet Valley book Dove has ever read. That includes ithig.
Elizabeth’s book-long soulmate: Poor disabled and homeless Benjamin
Events: Party: Lila Fowler
Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake by Dove on 4 March 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #75: Jessica and the Earthquake, which unfortunately does not have the same body count as the Sweet Valley High book called Earthquake.
Characters: Alice Wakefield, Amy Sutton, Bruce Patman, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Joe (aka "Sam") Howell, Lila Fowler, Lloyd Benson, Mandy Miller, Steven Wakefield
Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila’s Music Video by Dove on 4 February 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #73: Lila’s Music Video wherein Lila eats off-brand ice cream and learns the value of friendship (again)
Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees by Dove on 14 January 2019
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #71: Jessica Saves the Trees wherein #BestJess attempts to save the trees, Elizabeth is genuinely useless, facts are a last resort.
Jessica’s hobby of the moment: Saving the Environment
Ned’s Law Discipline: Litigation
Sweet Valley Middle School Yearbook Superlatives by Dove on 24 December 2018
Raven and Dove never did yearbooks. They never did superlatives. They felt like they missed out. Here are what they came up with…
Characters: Amy Sutton, Belinda "Billie" Layton, Caroline Pearce, Elizabeth Wakefield, Ellen Riteman, Ginny Lu Culpepper, Janet Howell, Jessica Wakefield, Ken Matthews, Lila Fowler, Lloyd Benson, Lois Waller, Mandy Miller, Maria Slater, Randy Mason, Sandra Ferris, Sarah Thomas, Sophia Rizzo, Winston Egbert
Events: SVMS Yearbook Superlatives
Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married by Dove on 10 December 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins #68: The Middle School Gets Married, wherein each twin gets paired with an even worse version of themself and wacky hi-jinks ensue with bonus baby (egg) death! #RIPStevenFidos #NeverForget
Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas by Dove on 5 November 2018
Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Magna Edition #1: The Magic Christmas wherein the emphasis is on the Magic rather than the Christmas, dolls can move, creatures die, and gosh, this summary sounds dark.
Sweet Valley Twins #63: Poor Lila! by Dove on 15 October 2018
Dove recaps the best book in the series, Sweet Valley Twins 63: Poor Lila!, wherein Lila is poor, the twins are nearly absent and EVERYONE is sassy.